[A teenage version of Ramona is crouched down in a corner of the kitchen in the apartment she shares with Jack. She looks very young and very scared.]Hello? Can... can anyone hear me? I have no clue where I am or what's going on and I woke up next to a horrible monster! He's-- ... he's sleeping, still! Can someone come find me? Please?! Oh god ( Read more... )

You know... it's actually kind of a relief. Being out here, knowing for sure that there is a me back home and I'm just a copy and none of this is affecting anyone we know and life is just going on as usual ( Read more... )

Has... umm--

... Has anyone seen a guy named Scott Pilgrim? Or met someone named Roxy Richter? I just... if you meet either of them, could you let me know?

Uh-- it's Ramona. For anyone that didn't know.

..... Thanks.

Vriska, Dave, Sollux? Can you guys call me? ... Please.

[Private to Matthew, 20% hackable]

Do you trust me enough to meet me somewhere?

[Private to Jack Noir, 20% hackable]

We have to do something. Come find me.

Uh... Jadesprite? If you're around, I wouldn't mind talking to you for a bit... I guess.

Umm-- also... Matty, you should call me back.

P.S. there's a psycho running around trying to murder people in case you didn't know. That was a great start to the morning...

[Ramona has a strange look on her badly-scarred face as she addresses the camera. It's a look that she's never had before... a look of insecurity. This is the first time she's gone on camera without the bandage hiding the slight hollow of her right cheek, now healed over with scar tissue. Her hand matches her face as she reaches up to tuck a lock ( Read more... )

This is so many levels of stupid. The only possible upside is the mud is covering all the blood staining the floor.

So bored. If anyone needs me, I'll be lying here until everything stops being useless.

I know this is probably starting to sound like a broken record, but if there are any medics out there that Jack hasn't pissed of yet...

He really needs help.

[They both do. Ramona's hands are burnt and blistery, as well as her left leg and arm, and her feet ( Read more... )

Hey, um... so Jack's fine. I mean-- he's sick, but he's not dying ( Read more... )

Dave? ... Dave, are you okay?!

I can't--

... Has anyone seen Jack?

[35% Locked to evil exes]

Guys, I-- ... I need some help.